The Planets in our Solar System Ranked by Edibility

Everyone always talks about wanting to eat aquarium gravel, but I want to eat a planet! Here is my ranking!

A diagram of the solar system
Image from Shuttershock

  1. Jupiter

    2. Jupiter looks like a giant jaw breaker.

  2. Pluto

    3. Pluto might be the one planet I could feasibly eat, and the newest photos we have make it look delicious!

  3. Venus

    4. Venus looks like creme brulee.

  4. Neptune

    5. Neptune looks like it has blue frosting on it.

  5. Saturn

    6. Saturn would probably be hard to eat with the rings, but it looks like it would taste fine.

  6. Marz

    7. Mars looks like a burnt cookie.

  7. Earth

    8. I think Earth would have a weird texture because of all the life on it.

  8. Uranus

    9. Uranus would probably taste fine, but I can't move past the name.